every blogger from florida is an alligator w/ a computer. do not trust them.
um no they’re oranges, you must be new here
if we’re dating you can have your freedom, you’re not my prisoner. just stay loyal & be honest. that’s all i ask muhfucka.
Its weird how just thinking of something can ruin your day. I miss you so much.
So done with working in this place. So done with my parents. Just done.
All I want from Season 4 is one shot of Sherlock staring at his info wall with baby girl Watson strapped to his chest.
I WOULD PAY EXTRA FOR THIS.
I WOULD GIVE A KIDNEY FOR THIS
I WOULD GIVE MY SOUL FOR THIS
HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
If Pokémon were real I’d probably be too lazy to catch or battle them I’d just sit at home all day using Charmander to make toast
Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.
Inspired by THIS
IT’S A DIFFERENT ONE BUT I’M STILL AT THE TOP I’M SO HAPPY
Now I’m even more emotionally unstable
IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN I WAS TALKING TO MY CRUSH FROM 5TH GRADE AND WE HAVENT SEEN EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 5 YEARS AND HE WAS LIKE “DID U KNOW I DATED KATY A” IM CRYING I DATED HER TOO WHAT DO I SAY
update i told him i dated her too and he asked me if i was bi and i said yes and he said “oh i am too” and wE DATED THE SAME GUY AND THE SAME GIRL AND NOW WE’RE TALKING ABOUT HOW SEXY DEAN WINCHESTER IS IM GONNA MARRY THIS GUY
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
is that satan