Packing is so much fun. Said no one ever. BUT TOMORROW WE MOVE INTO OUR APARTMENT I AM BEYOND EXCIYED

Packing is so much fun. Said no one ever. BUT TOMORROW WE MOVE INTO OUR APARTMENT I AM BEYOND EXCIYED

  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES